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Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more....

顺手采纳答案 英语语法小笑话 Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he w...

Q: What's the difference between a monk ey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea ca n't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直 接的想到它们俩是一大一校但除此之外呢, 那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上...

之前看喜洋洋和灰太狼,是担心喜洋洋被灰太狼吃掉。 可能是看多了之后。 现在。巴不得灰太狼可以吃掉一个羊。 因为——灰太狼已经饿了5年了。。

青年:“大师,为什么我相亲每次都还没说两句话,女方就直接走人了?” 大师别过脸去,只是掩面不说话。 青年一下恍然大悟青年:“是不是说我该做个安静的美男子。” 大师:“嘴这么臭你离我远点1

英语笑话(一) Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一校但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤...

My Baby Swallowed a Bullet Young Mother: "Doctor, my baby swallowd a bullet. What shall I do ? Doctor: "Don't point him at anybody."

两军在山谷里对峙,卫兵进来报告敌情:“报告长官,敌人的侦察机正在对我们拍照。”长官:“传我的命令,一律不准笑! ”


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